Disconnect to Reconnect and Productivity Suckers
It’s 5 o’clock and you want to staple your face to the wall when you notice your coworkers shimmy off to happy hour- without you. YOU can’t leave the office because YOU can’t get your work done. There’s been a productivity sucker hovering around your desk for the past 2 weeks and you’re having trouble resetting your mush-mind.
“WHAT DO I DO?!”
“HOW WILL I GET THIS DONE?!”
“I’M GOING TO DIE AT THIS DESK!”
Calm down. The way I see it is there’s two reasons for you missing out on prime martini time- you’re doing something wrong, and you’re not doing something right. Wait, is that one thing? Whatever- you need to change your working habits, and at one point or another we all need a little work-ish overhaul.
I’ll admit to being a marching mush-minded employee every now and then, but it’s been my ability to break through the battle of the busted brain and recapture my productivity that’s made the difference in my 5 o’clock happy hour attendance and termination avoidance.
This is the best I got- I give you my list of “Be Alive! Get Off at 5! Rules”:
- DO NOT get caught at the water cooler. This includes the interoffice phone- I’m looking at you ladies! Yes, it’s easy and fun to gossip your way to 5 o-clock, but come Friday your boss isn’t going to be looking for a report of “OMG did you see what Linda wore to the meeting yesterday”.
- DO NOT fuss around with the Lord of Productivity Loss- the smart phone. Go ahead- THROW YOUR PHONE IN THE TRASH. Or place it in the bottom drawer, whichever is appropriate. We look to our phones for an outlet of unrelated work stimulus during our “off time”, and when we do this our brains don’t get the chance to get bored- which stifles creativity.
- PLEASE DO split your day into sprints- take beaks! A well-timed burst of business followed by a well-earned rest can do wonders for your productivity.
- ALWAYS make To-Do Lists! Consider them your Bible of Productivity. Make one right now- grab that over-sized Post-it note and MAKE A TO-DO LIST. They’re great organizers and have more often than not reminded me of back-of-the-brain, albeit important, tasks my boss has asked me to do.
- PLEASE DO set aside 10 minutes per hour to check your email. There’s a productivity plague going around corporate America- Email Obsessive Disorder. It’s real, y’all. It’s the latest extension of an OCD tick- you waste SO MUCH TIME compulsively checking to see if cute-new-Johnny-coworker-down-the-hall accepted your appointment invite to ‘tini Tuesday next week. Make reservations the last 10 minutes of every hour to check your email so you don’t miss even more important reservations after 5 o’clock.
DISCONNECT TO RECONNECT!
Emily, Millennial and Marketing Girl Wonder